Thursday, September 30, 2010

::THISstoryISjustFORfun::

~Bittersweet 18~
            “Get off my daughter, for God’s sake!” bellowed Mr. Fart voice thunder in the rain bursting the ears who hear them. I was shocked. With glittering diamond panty held in the hand, I was inches away from pulling it off between the legs. I was thinking of the sweet memory “Gosh, the image of the panty stick in my mind for years surely”. The father of my ‘baby’ entered the room as the scene was getting a bit intense; he already peeped on us while we were fore playing. The master bedroom was decorated with roses and filled with sweet scent that brings up the romantic environment. Bed and floor were red as the petals of roses were all over it. But, the scene was crashed when her father came into the scene.
            I scramble off the bed trying to get pieces of my clothes that were all over in the room. Guys, what do you think would have happened. For sure the father would be chasing me with the most famous gun, the revolver, filled with six round aiming at my exclusive genital. I could only grab my t-shirt with my brief on, as fast as lightning I ran towards the window thinking of jumping out from the 10 stories apartment. Using all the ‘parkour’ skills that I have gather along these 18 mumbling years. Luckily, the sliding door of the apartment below me was open. I creep by the balcony and look into the dark apartment. Then I hurriedly entered the apartment. From the way this apartment looked, I thought that the people that stayed in the apartment were asleep. It looked rather luxury compared to my baby’s apartment. If only someone spotted me, inside the house, highly I will be suspected as Teh Boh Robbers which is in the top wanted list in this neighbourhood. The only thing that differ me from them is that I’m not wearing any pants.
            Seldom had I got into trouble, now I’m in another terribly deep shit by entering this house. The most important thing while running from my father in law to be, was that I didn’t have cash with me. Well sure you remember that I left the house with only brief and a t-shirt. The atmosphere was getting a bit cold that I felt my bone shivering. The rain started to fall heavily. Oh, if only I was in bed right now, sure I can get a good night sleep, but now I’m running from the ‘monster’. The chill really got me, clumsily with no pants on, I walk in the house trying to find something to cover my legs which was itching bitten by mosquitoes. From distance I heard sounds of police patrol cars, at that moment, my adrenaline was rushing. As I started to run, a flash of light blind my eyes like in the Men In White.
            The light was on.“Surprise! Happy birthday Joexchua!” What in the world is going on here? I’m stucked in the middle of a birthday party. Then, I realized that my name was not Joexchua. All the eyes were staring at me, the girls especially, checking me out. The moral values of this story, always put on your pants even in case of this story and never ‘do’ your girlfriend in her house.


PLIZZ... DOn'T JUdge... just read it... okay?

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

:: SOMEtimesPEOPLEjustNEEDaLITTLEboosterTOgetTHEIRshitTOGETHER ::

Sleeping on a planter at the Port Authority
Waiting for my bus to come
Seven scotch-and-sodas at the office party
Now I don't remember where I'm from

I think I had a black wallet
In my back pocket
With a bus ticket
And a picture of my baby inside
And if I make it home alive

I'm gonna get my shit together
'Cause I can't live like this forever
You know I've come too fay
And I don't want to fail
I got a new computer
And a birght future in sales
Yeah, yeah
A bright future in sales
Yeah, yeah

Heading for the airport on a misty morning
Gonna catch a flight to Baltimore
Try to kill an hour with a whiskey sour
If there's time I might have just one more

I gotta do some quick reading
For the big meeting
But my head is spinning
And I can't quite open my eyes
As long as I don't have to drive

I'm gonna get my shit together
'Cause I can't live like this forever
You know I've come too far
And I don't want to fail
I got a new computer
And a bright future in sales
Yeah, yeah
A bright future in sales
Yeah, yeah

I had a line on a brand new account
But now I can't semm to find
Where I wrote that number down
I try to focus, I'm staring at the screen
Pretending like I know
What all these little flashing lights mean

I gotta do some quick reading
For the big meeting
But my head is spinning
And I can't quite open my eyes

I gotta get my shit together
'Cause I can't live like this forever
You know I've come too far
And I don't want to fail
I got a new computer
And a bright future in sales
Yeah, yeah
A bright future in sales
Yeah, yeah

...this is a killer song by fountain of wayne...
...lets study the lyric...

Friday, September 24, 2010

!!-RAMADHAN&SHAWALROCKS-!!

:: untuk memulakan cerite ak start ngan perjalanan mlm ku ke KL::
WuUHU!!! Da lame X bau asap2 d kl...(hahahah)
 mlm ke bape tah ak pown x sure...
dlm otak ak juz ad rumah & rye...
 perjalanan ak spanjang 460 kilo x de makne pd awl nyew...
tp sesampai d kl ak nmpk bnd2 yg menyentuh perasaan...
 ngan myfirsttime nye ak tibe d bkt jalil...(firsttime ak tgk stadium paling grnd kt mlysia) 
ak lyn suasane sblm saho dkt2 area c2... agk lawa gak la...
tp yg menarik ati ak... 
hening pagi d kl... first time ak rse tenang... x cye try usha gmba nie...
amacam... 
trust me when u r there cm gle2 tng dlm kota METROpolitan... pergh... 
terbaik an...

this is when people starts their robot's life...

now i know why people used to say that morning is da best period of the day...
a young artist compassionate to make their music in the morning...
n this is one of his pic...
 inspire ring glew an...

soo that is all about RAMADHAN...

::The big Bang Raya::
ak kt umah idop da cm techie da...
dok ngan wire jew...
smpai da apal da sal wire kt umah 2...
td bgs gak coz skg ak da leh bt wire ring umah...
so, kalo sape yg nk rewire-ring umah diew contct la no nie eh;; 0194441234 ;; 
(kalo ad yg angkt jgn jawab taw... call at ur own risk)
tgk time ak blaja wire-ring kat D'ayah... 


haa... nie bru cket....
tgk yg nie lak...
org kate air tgn sndri 2 yg tebaik...
ak lak kate pomen tgn sndri yg tebaik...
frust gak la ak time 2 coz x pnh bt tetibe kne bt...
tp mmg terbaik alam la an dpt experience...

so skg msk pade rye petame....
bersama ayah&bonda tersyg...
"bpk ak mara dow!!"
quote of  the sem...
kt cni ak nk msk kn skali rase sdey ngan kwn ak... 
hafiz husaini...
ak arap ko kuat ngan dugaan...
chaiyok!! Gambate!! (ngah taksub jepun cket)

n this is my famly...
beside my ibu is me...
on the top left is my bro... usop...
in the middle is my lil sis CT...
on her right is my jr bro AIM... (its a-im not aim ok)
on the left will be my jr bro... amin...

well that is enough of my famly...
lets continue with my 

ehem2... duit rye collection...
amacam byk x?
siyes skg nie feling raye 2 da kureng glew...
myb sbb skg da ad focus dlm idop kowt... cm kck2 dlu kalo braye bagai nk rak...
haish idop2... knape la cmni....
less n less feling i have towards this world....

anyway this is my last pic... trying to practice my snaping skill...
taken infront of my friend's house...
lovely isn't...


k la.. thts all for now...
nnt ad update bru I will halo2 u'll kt fb k...

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Hari-2 Ahier ku Dipda

Soalan2 berikut ak muncul...nape eh? da la soalan sume standard jew... cbe lan tuka2 tiap2 taun cm bju rye....bru lyn tol x?anyway... mlm nie sape nk g shoping rye jom follow ak... alostar... bkt gantang??? sp... PEnAnG!!!...yang penting Jiwa slamat n ad BUNDLE... 2 yang terbaik alam... tp bkn 2 alam.... nk x dpt 20 juta nnt...hahahaha.... BTW... sape2 yg x cuti lg sila besabar ya.... g shoping dlu... bg pnuh mse....






1) Assignment cm haram...

2) Bile nk blik????

3) weyh da kms blik lum????

4) Duit ad x Nk JoLI??

5) SApe Ad TIket Blik Slango!!!!!

6) KAT... syg... abg tinggal u dlu taw... lurve u....;P

7) Ouch... Sakit ati TGk meMBEr BliK DKt Jew....(LYN2)

8) MestI AD maNUsia Yang BAik tok Anta ak g Bus stand an???

9) SoAlan terbaik... Weyh ko NMpk Bas aK X???



10) sLAmat TiNGGAl IPda...