Saturday, October 16, 2010

*,*,KAT,*,*

...setelah sekian lame ak bersamanya akhirnya ak da leh declare...
-berkata dengan nada hype-
...agk seronok la...
...sbb da lame dlu die susah nk lupekn balak lame die...
...da dkt 3 bulan besame ak bru die declare...
...tragis glew kn...
...ak cte cket la sal awek ak nie.,.
...fav colour die biru...
...mmg 24 jam pkai bju kale biru jew...
-yg dlm 2 ak x taw la an-
...nghenghenghe...
...die umo 7 taun lg mude dri ak...
...ok la 2 kn...
...mude2 la bru lyn...
...hahahaha....


...so, nk d jadikan cte mcm2 gak la sejarah ak ngah die...
...walopown bru 3 bulan besame...
...kalo korunk ad kt tmpt ak mst ko syg gle babeng ngan die...
...awl2 dlu kuat gak la meragam...
...idop x tng jew...
...ad jew yg nk mengacau...
...first time kt batu hmpaq...
...ak tingal kejap jew ad yg da kaco...
...celake sungguh budak itu... 
...jgn ak dpt jew...
...kalo dpt nahas...
...pastu time merdeka...
...pergh mmg terbaik la...
...bpe kali da nk kantoi... 
...nsb membe baik ak tlg...
...x pew la... 
...trimas MORRIS...


...then pas rye die lg skali die bt masalah...
...die dpt sakit semput...
...ak menangis x ketahuan...
...meronta2 jiwa ak...
...seminggu lps die g ospital... 
...sakit die da truk gle...
...ak yg tgk nie teseksa...
...skg ak da taw pe rse tgk org tesyg sakit...
...die da start sesak nafas...
...pagi2 ak kte g fsk blakang die gsk2 n urut2 kot2 die leh lega...
...sblm msk wad ak da ushe mcm2 ajak die g jogging sume2 la...
--chop--chop--
-kini titisan air mata mula membasahi pipi-
-sape kate laki x de feeling-


...sambung blik...
...skg nie da dkt seminggu die klua wad...
...still die x leh bt keje berat...
...tiap kali ak tgk die begenang air mate ak...
...tiap2 titisan air mate 2 akn ku simpan agar menjadi bukti kasih & sayang ak kpd mu...
...kini beliau besame ak...
...meniti hari dlm ssh dan sng...
...kini ak da jumpe doc yg bleh ubat kn die...
...I juz need a lil faith...
...n some money to cure her...
...n faith hopefully the meds would work...
...smlm ari bahgia ak ngan dia...
...bemesra di penang...
...besame d jambatan...
...melihat pulau dari bgn ajam...
...tika itu alam bagai ak yg punya...
... walaupun masih bepantang lps operation...
...beliau ttp menemaniku...
!!!AKU SYG KAT!!!


~~~POem yang ak tulis tok die~~~
dgn harapan die ak mendengar

Tick

Sometimes life is lifeless,
 It’s wrong to blame life for that,
Speeding through it makes us blind,
Eyes need to halt,
For those who seeks the,
 life in lifelessness of life.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

*,*, IhaveTHEhandOFaSURGEN,*,*

...hahahah...
...sape kate kite x leh bkak lappy sndri...
...kite boleh... 
...asalkan ada kemahuan...
...tp bkn stakat 2 jew kalo x cmne nk buka skru an...
...tol x?
...ak da 2 kali buka lappy ak...
-nada bangge SURGEN-
...sorry tetibe ad monolog dalaman cket...
...ok2...
...myb cte sal lappy ak x besh tok korunk....
...x pew2...
...ak juz nk minx pendapat korunk...
...ari kamis nie ptt x ak ponteng class...
...ak skg dlm dilema...
...fenin fale memikirkn...
...coz membe dri slango nk dtg kdh...
...guys kalo korunk baik ati tlg la bg pndpt...
...haish....

...btw... .
..ak arinie bru sda final ak lg 2MINGGU...
...demmit... 
...ak x study pape lg kowt...
...da la sume blur2....
...argh...
...ngan ISL lg...
...come on....
...tersekse gile skg jiwe ak...
...cmne malaysia nk maju oi!!!
...x pew la...
...myb ad hikmah ak da dpt taw...
...skg its time 4 me to buckle up...
...skg dtgla KAMIKAZE JOEY ramones tok menyerang buku2 tok study...'
...chaiyok2!!!

Saturday, October 2, 2010

*,*,ASSIGNMINTweek=FUN,*,*

minggu lepas memang terbaik alam lah...
ONE whole week full of experience...
minggu assignment ni minggu pling feymes kt tmpt ak study...
sbb sume cuak ngan minggu nie...
walaupon cm cliché ak ttp gak nk ckp time nie ramai manusia jdi panda...
(lebam mate coz x ckup tito)
hahaha... 
same gak la ngan ak...
bayang la kne anta 2 assignment in one day...
giler x?
so ak mule la bt assignment 2 kol 10 mlm ari sabtu...
tension 2 x la...
coz bhan2 sume ad da tinggal taip jew...*-*
assignment first 1200 words...
cte pasl theme "To Kill A Mockingbird"...
(member2 ak SHELlalu kte ak cm harper lee bkn nk riak tp ak rse cm kne sindir dow)
x pew2 apis n areh jge la mike2...
assignment 2nd cm sng cket...
bt 5 GO 4 5 article from 5 dif sources... 
(bodow nyew ayt bnyak no)
conclusion nye 2 assignment telah membunuhku...
enough 4 my assignment...
coz ak ad bende len yg ak nk cte...







sapew pnh bukak lappy?
haa... skg kt ipda ktorg da ad servise cm 2...
-bangge2-
hasil ushe same  apis, adk Z n muiz...
mereke telah bejaya membuka compaq cq 40...
ak sbagai org yg memegang manual terus naik sheikh...
dengan nafsu penuh membara terus membuka tenet dengan bantuan apis dlm ushe untuk mencari manual acer 4535 lak...
ak teruskan ushe ak ngan penuh besemangat...
namun setelah ak penat berushe 24 jam tenet+acer telah mengecewakan ak...
manual acer x dpt d jumpai...
ak dan apis mula berbincang tentang patient kami...
setelah ahli lembaga pengarah hopital L1/AT/03...
kami mencapai kata putus...
they all agree to cont the surgery...
even though i'm blood related to the patient (acer 4535)...
they still let me do the surgery...
(damn this hospital must b the uncert one)
the surgery was smooth the first 5 minutes...
but it all came to halt when we are going to remove the speaker cover.. 
it was quite unique of acer to design it to be open from the back...
it took us 30 minutes to open the cover.. thanks acer...
okay... the surgery cont after we have open the cover, keyboard and front cover...
 -sorry guys my uploader got jammed-
after this i'll cont with this post... hopefully u guys can see the pic...

Thursday, September 30, 2010

::THISstoryISjustFORfun::

~Bittersweet 18~
            “Get off my daughter, for God’s sake!” bellowed Mr. Fart voice thunder in the rain bursting the ears who hear them. I was shocked. With glittering diamond panty held in the hand, I was inches away from pulling it off between the legs. I was thinking of the sweet memory “Gosh, the image of the panty stick in my mind for years surely”. The father of my ‘baby’ entered the room as the scene was getting a bit intense; he already peeped on us while we were fore playing. The master bedroom was decorated with roses and filled with sweet scent that brings up the romantic environment. Bed and floor were red as the petals of roses were all over it. But, the scene was crashed when her father came into the scene.
            I scramble off the bed trying to get pieces of my clothes that were all over in the room. Guys, what do you think would have happened. For sure the father would be chasing me with the most famous gun, the revolver, filled with six round aiming at my exclusive genital. I could only grab my t-shirt with my brief on, as fast as lightning I ran towards the window thinking of jumping out from the 10 stories apartment. Using all the ‘parkour’ skills that I have gather along these 18 mumbling years. Luckily, the sliding door of the apartment below me was open. I creep by the balcony and look into the dark apartment. Then I hurriedly entered the apartment. From the way this apartment looked, I thought that the people that stayed in the apartment were asleep. It looked rather luxury compared to my baby’s apartment. If only someone spotted me, inside the house, highly I will be suspected as Teh Boh Robbers which is in the top wanted list in this neighbourhood. The only thing that differ me from them is that I’m not wearing any pants.
            Seldom had I got into trouble, now I’m in another terribly deep shit by entering this house. The most important thing while running from my father in law to be, was that I didn’t have cash with me. Well sure you remember that I left the house with only brief and a t-shirt. The atmosphere was getting a bit cold that I felt my bone shivering. The rain started to fall heavily. Oh, if only I was in bed right now, sure I can get a good night sleep, but now I’m running from the ‘monster’. The chill really got me, clumsily with no pants on, I walk in the house trying to find something to cover my legs which was itching bitten by mosquitoes. From distance I heard sounds of police patrol cars, at that moment, my adrenaline was rushing. As I started to run, a flash of light blind my eyes like in the Men In White.
            The light was on.“Surprise! Happy birthday Joexchua!” What in the world is going on here? I’m stucked in the middle of a birthday party. Then, I realized that my name was not Joexchua. All the eyes were staring at me, the girls especially, checking me out. The moral values of this story, always put on your pants even in case of this story and never ‘do’ your girlfriend in her house.


PLIZZ... DOn'T JUdge... just read it... okay?

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

:: SOMEtimesPEOPLEjustNEEDaLITTLEboosterTOgetTHEIRshitTOGETHER ::

Sleeping on a planter at the Port Authority
Waiting for my bus to come
Seven scotch-and-sodas at the office party
Now I don't remember where I'm from

I think I had a black wallet
In my back pocket
With a bus ticket
And a picture of my baby inside
And if I make it home alive

I'm gonna get my shit together
'Cause I can't live like this forever
You know I've come too fay
And I don't want to fail
I got a new computer
And a birght future in sales
Yeah, yeah
A bright future in sales
Yeah, yeah

Heading for the airport on a misty morning
Gonna catch a flight to Baltimore
Try to kill an hour with a whiskey sour
If there's time I might have just one more

I gotta do some quick reading
For the big meeting
But my head is spinning
And I can't quite open my eyes
As long as I don't have to drive

I'm gonna get my shit together
'Cause I can't live like this forever
You know I've come too far
And I don't want to fail
I got a new computer
And a bright future in sales
Yeah, yeah
A bright future in sales
Yeah, yeah

I had a line on a brand new account
But now I can't semm to find
Where I wrote that number down
I try to focus, I'm staring at the screen
Pretending like I know
What all these little flashing lights mean

I gotta do some quick reading
For the big meeting
But my head is spinning
And I can't quite open my eyes

I gotta get my shit together
'Cause I can't live like this forever
You know I've come too far
And I don't want to fail
I got a new computer
And a bright future in sales
Yeah, yeah
A bright future in sales
Yeah, yeah

...this is a killer song by fountain of wayne...
...lets study the lyric...

Friday, September 24, 2010

!!-RAMADHAN&SHAWALROCKS-!!

:: untuk memulakan cerite ak start ngan perjalanan mlm ku ke KL::
WuUHU!!! Da lame X bau asap2 d kl...(hahahah)
 mlm ke bape tah ak pown x sure...
dlm otak ak juz ad rumah & rye...
 perjalanan ak spanjang 460 kilo x de makne pd awl nyew...
tp sesampai d kl ak nmpk bnd2 yg menyentuh perasaan...
 ngan myfirsttime nye ak tibe d bkt jalil...(firsttime ak tgk stadium paling grnd kt mlysia) 
ak lyn suasane sblm saho dkt2 area c2... agk lawa gak la...
tp yg menarik ati ak... 
hening pagi d kl... first time ak rse tenang... x cye try usha gmba nie...
amacam... 
trust me when u r there cm gle2 tng dlm kota METROpolitan... pergh... 
terbaik an...

this is when people starts their robot's life...

now i know why people used to say that morning is da best period of the day...
a young artist compassionate to make their music in the morning...
n this is one of his pic...
 inspire ring glew an...

soo that is all about RAMADHAN...

::The big Bang Raya::
ak kt umah idop da cm techie da...
dok ngan wire jew...
smpai da apal da sal wire kt umah 2...
td bgs gak coz skg ak da leh bt wire ring umah...
so, kalo sape yg nk rewire-ring umah diew contct la no nie eh;; 0194441234 ;; 
(kalo ad yg angkt jgn jawab taw... call at ur own risk)
tgk time ak blaja wire-ring kat D'ayah... 


haa... nie bru cket....
tgk yg nie lak...
org kate air tgn sndri 2 yg tebaik...
ak lak kate pomen tgn sndri yg tebaik...
frust gak la ak time 2 coz x pnh bt tetibe kne bt...
tp mmg terbaik alam la an dpt experience...

so skg msk pade rye petame....
bersama ayah&bonda tersyg...
"bpk ak mara dow!!"
quote of  the sem...
kt cni ak nk msk kn skali rase sdey ngan kwn ak... 
hafiz husaini...
ak arap ko kuat ngan dugaan...
chaiyok!! Gambate!! (ngah taksub jepun cket)

n this is my famly...
beside my ibu is me...
on the top left is my bro... usop...
in the middle is my lil sis CT...
on her right is my jr bro AIM... (its a-im not aim ok)
on the left will be my jr bro... amin...

well that is enough of my famly...
lets continue with my 

ehem2... duit rye collection...
amacam byk x?
siyes skg nie feling raye 2 da kureng glew...
myb sbb skg da ad focus dlm idop kowt... cm kck2 dlu kalo braye bagai nk rak...
haish idop2... knape la cmni....
less n less feling i have towards this world....

anyway this is my last pic... trying to practice my snaping skill...
taken infront of my friend's house...
lovely isn't...


k la.. thts all for now...
nnt ad update bru I will halo2 u'll kt fb k...

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Hari-2 Ahier ku Dipda

Soalan2 berikut ak muncul...nape eh? da la soalan sume standard jew... cbe lan tuka2 tiap2 taun cm bju rye....bru lyn tol x?anyway... mlm nie sape nk g shoping rye jom follow ak... alostar... bkt gantang??? sp... PEnAnG!!!...yang penting Jiwa slamat n ad BUNDLE... 2 yang terbaik alam... tp bkn 2 alam.... nk x dpt 20 juta nnt...hahahaha.... BTW... sape2 yg x cuti lg sila besabar ya.... g shoping dlu... bg pnuh mse....






1) Assignment cm haram...

2) Bile nk blik????

3) weyh da kms blik lum????

4) Duit ad x Nk JoLI??

5) SApe Ad TIket Blik Slango!!!!!

6) KAT... syg... abg tinggal u dlu taw... lurve u....;P

7) Ouch... Sakit ati TGk meMBEr BliK DKt Jew....(LYN2)

8) MestI AD maNUsia Yang BAik tok Anta ak g Bus stand an???

9) SoAlan terbaik... Weyh ko NMpk Bas aK X???



10) sLAmat TiNGGAl IPda...